January 2012
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That awkward moment you feel like you're on your...
Wait a minute… that’s success!
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“So it seems you’re diagnosed with basically every anxiety disorder in the book....”
– My therapist, who apparently finds herself hilarious (via areyoustilldyingdarling)
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Anonymous asked: Maybe we can get away from ourselves. But we can never get away from who society wants us to be.
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Nutella Wars
I will start World War III:
Nutella and all things hazelnut are gross.
“You haven’t had it in proper form”
“What do you mean you don’t like hazelnut?”
“But, have you had my fresh home made recipe??”
“You know what? Fuck you!”
“This makes me sad”
“I don’t know if I can know you any more.”
This damn food...
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Ask things
I believe you have something interesting to say. I won’t prompt you, but if you have a question, go for it. Anonymous is on, you can even tell me a story. (put a question mark in randomly - that may help submissions)
Dearest Thoughtwriters and Goodnighters, Hello!
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“You seem like an amazing guy. Why don’t I know more guys like you in real life?...”
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blogthoven:
for the brothers
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Latest Phone
Screen
Cracked
Again
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“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad...”
– Mindy Kaling (via) (via megalong)
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Watchoctorock:
ieatyuppies:
Ear food! Great nerdcore band. The song’s about Mortal Kombat.
not bad
This is stupid awesome. More awesome than it is actually not stupid at all.
Listening like a million times!
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Went from low confidence
To flirting with cougars
Wut?
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Anonymous asked: I'll be one of your thought writers, as if that's what you need. I'll be a writer of thoughts if that's what I need. GO! and I will also go, because leaving is part of what makes staying interesting. Do you mind that I am anonymous? I don't mind being anonymous, it's the best way to be, because we are all surrounded by anonymity.
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adamusprime:
a lot of male models look like they just watched their dog get run over by a truck
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Probably
Girl: "I don't know, I should probably tell you I have a boyfriend"
Me: "Actually, yes, you should tell me."
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Need Friends
Most of my guy friends are strangely weird.
My bestest of friendsest just moved outta town and I’m like “where is the weirdos?”
Oh, those guys are my friends and they’re all around the country, too.
WEIRDOS I NEED.
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Watchoffends:
Me eating a splice for Anda
