I will start World War III:

Nutella and all things hazelnut are gross.

“You haven’t had it in proper form” “What do you mean you don’t like hazelnut?” “But, have you had my fresh home made recipe??” “You know what? Fuck you!” “This makes me sad” “I don’t know if I can know you any more.”

This damn food is too divisive.

I feel like the only abolitionist in the room!