Drunk Dialing of the Day: Somehow I doubt this story has a fairy tale ending.
Also: I’m at the combination eBay and Jamba Juice.
[vvv.]
I find this adorable. And sloshy. Drunken sloshy adorable.
Kinda in love with this girl right now.
makes us feel better about our black out selves…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I AM CRYING
HAHAHA WTF Derek…. stop blowing my cover!
OMGGGGG whats wrong with this girl
She should have picked Google!
Oh my gosh, what a dumb fuck.
“I understand, I get indigestion too sometimes”
adorable. And sloshy. Drunken sloshy adorable.